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dies irae
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Greetings! I am in the process of redesigning my website. This translates to "I'm tired of my old site and I have ideas about how I want it to look, but don't expect to see the changes for awhile because I'm a busy boy." The big problem is finding time to organize and scan all of the pictures, especially since at least one of the pictures that I need to scan is in Wisconsin. D'OH! But anyvays, these are some of the things that are going to be featured in the new site:
 
  • PERSONAL BLURBS!
    • This is the standard "this is me and this is my life blah blah blah" section.  My first installment to this area is here!  And another one is here
  • FELINES!
    • I dig cats. They are a force for order and goodness...or extreme annoyance when in heat or in your food. This will be an area for my cat (sounds familiar) as well as some other furry friends and maybe a swell iguana. Here is a money shot of my kitty ASHELING:
  • GEAR THAT I HAVE
    • Being a musician in a band, i have a few nice toys that i like to use...this is an area to see what im using these days, what i have used in the past, and even if i have things up for sale.
  • GEAR THAT I WISH I HAVE
    • These are things that i would own were it a perfect world. No scratch that...if i had lots* of money to throw around...Anyvays, these are things that i am lusting over that i likely will never be able to get my hands on...
       
  • CARTOON CHARACTERS!
    • I tend to doodle quite a bit. Especially in the midst of long, boring lectures at school. Here you will see cartoon characters i have created such as THE FLAMING PEANUT, FARMER PIG WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE INSANE, and THE COLUMN GOLEM, as well as gaining insight into the worlds they inhabit. Unfortunately, the only picture i have of FARMER PIG is in Wisconsin. Blargh.  My first two intallments are now here.
  • MY LIFE AS A WACKY SLAP STICK COMEDY
    • At some point, everyone ponders how their life compares to a scripted film or sit-com. I am convinced that my life would often make a great dark comedy. I tend to use "slap stick" because i am often kinda clutzy. I am the type of person who tends to look pretty darn cool walking down the street until i trip over my own feet. This area will also include various anecdotes and stories including the story of when my lung collapsed and i almost died. trust me, its HILARIOUS!
  • SHOWS THAT I'VE ATTENDED
    • I wanted an area for which i could spout out my comments on different concerts i've been to. So i will be making one soon. Really.
  • BRAIN ROT
    • Things that i've been thinking about, listening to, or wasting my time on, whichever the case may be.
  • COOL PEOPLE
    • I've been feeling awfully sentimental lately and feel like erecting a shrine to the people who are important in my life for whatever reason. Maybe I'll include a story or two about good times or whatever. I think this is brought on by the fact that i'm nearing the end of college and perhaps headed for a huge life transition in the near future. It's kinda frightening to think about so i try not to. Maybe this area will be my own little self therapy session. The creation of this area will likely be facillitated by scanning pictures...honestly, that isnt going to happen any time soon. :P
       
       
  • Ye old DJ Playlites
    • Hey that is right. I am in fact a DJ (who isn't these days?) and have spun at places such as RADIO K, GROUND ZERO, FIRST AVE., and the occasional house party. I am going to post some of the set lists of times that i have dj-ed at EoD and Hard Mondays...whatnot... I'm not really into this hardcore or anything, (like i dont have my own gear) but it's fun to do once in awhile.  Check out the site for THE DESCENT...it is a swell radio show that i co-host. 



    OKAY. There is my itinerary for the next few months. I am actually quite pleased that i have gotten even this far as i have pondered these changes for quite awhile. So anyways, please check back in the next few weeks so you can see what changes i have (not) made.